TPI Mini 05: Season 2 Preview

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For our TPI Mini this week: it’s off to the future for a Season 2 Preview, found on a futuristic disc dropped off by a mysterious 3000-model robot.

The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon and we promise you, it’s going to be a TPI you won’t want to miss.

Bursting with literally hours and hours of TPI podcast goodness, The Season Climax features two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, not one but two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the final episode & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

Episode 30.9: Foreplay

Episode 30.9: Foreplay

Pikelets, we’re nearly at the Climax. So this week’s episode was appropriately titled by our resident siren, Shaz.

This week it’s Foreplay!

The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon bundled with hours and hours of TPI fun. Two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the compelling finale & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

Mistress Fishnets’ (possibly inflatable) news here! Talking sex robot news here!

Episode 30.5: MAILBAG!

Episode 30.5: MAILBAG!

An update on the impending Season Climax, and as you may have guessed, some lovely listener contributions.

This week it’s MAILBAG!

Of course, The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon bundled with hours and hours of TPI fun. Two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the compelling finale & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

Psst, check out listener Morgan’s essay here.

TPI Mini 04: The Compelling Jimmy’s Top 3 Finale

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For our TPI Mini this week: we preview the compelling, tension filled and down right shocking Jimmy’s Top 3 finale to come in our Season Climax. There’s a lot at stake here folks. We also have Shaz acting like a baby around Belgian chocolate, and some impromptu Christian gospel. (WHAT?)

The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon and we promise you, it’s going to be a TPI you won’t want to miss.

Bursting with literally hours and hours of TPI podcast goodness, The Season Climax features two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, not one but two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the final episode & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

TPI Mini 03: More Hentai

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In this week’s TPI Mini, your usual inane banter covers hentai, ice creams and the always entertaining result of trying to put off fellow podcasters right before the beginning of a show.

The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon and we promise you, it’s going to be a TPI you won’t want to miss.

Bursting with literally hours and hours of TPI podcast goodness, The Season Climax features two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, not one but two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the final episode & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

Surfergirl Theme Song:

By popular demand, we have uploaded the Surfer Theme Song for direct MP3 download. Happy 2KX!

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Lyrics:

Hey boys.. anybody wanna chat?

They call me Surfergirl. Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl, Surfergirl, Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl. Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl, Surfergirl, that’s Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl. Surfergirl.

Surfergirl, Surfergirl, now spit that fucking verse.

Name’s Surfergirl, and I’m here to chat. Now smash that egg all over my back.
Love bananas, that’s a fact. Now fuck me with that baseball bat.
PM me I’ll say just enough, to make sure you bust a nut.
I’m just a slut, now grab that husked coconut and shove it up ma’ butt.

I’m hot and horny, y’all better warn me, when  ya gonna splash ya cum all on me.
With my briefcase, I’m so naughty, get so dirty you’re gonna need a laundry.
The best kind of cybersex, I’ll do you now then Tiger’s next.
Fuck my ass that’s my request, I’m Surfergirl, and I’m the best!

They call me Surfergirl. Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl, Surfergirl, Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl. Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl, Surfergirl, that’s Surfergirl.

They call me Surfergirl. Surfergirl.

Surfergirl, Surfergirl, 1985.

TPI Mini 02: Surfergirl Returns

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Surfergirl1985 returns. Stay tuned to the end of this week’s TPI Mini, for a finale preview featuring the Surfergirl Theme Song set to be the ringtone of 2010.

The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon and we promise you, it’s going to be a TPI you won’t want to miss.

With over 9 hours of Podcasting and 5 hours of raw TPI madness, The Season Climax features two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, not one but two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the final episode & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

Episode 30: Hentai

Episode 30: Hentai

Listen, you can’t sit here and tell me you haven’t wanted to see Jessica Rabbit nude.

This week we look at our next category: Hentai!

Plus our regular features Inside The Actresses Studio, Jimmy’s Top 3 List, Probably Around 10 Minutes, Listener Contributions and glass-breakingly funny (you’ll understand) inane banter!

The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon and we promise you, it’s going to be a TPI you won’t want to miss.

With over 9 hours of Podcasting and 5 hours of raw TPI madness, The Season Climax features two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, not one but two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the final episode & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

This Week’s Shownotes

TPI Mini 01: Spiders

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Hentai is on it’s way next week.. but this week, check out the first TPI Mini! Featuring unheard Porn Identity Podcast banter to tide you over until our Season Climax.

The Season Climax will be available on iTunes soon and we promise you, it’s going to be a TPI you won’t want to miss.

With over 9 hours of Podcasting and 5 hours of raw TPI madness, The Season Climax features two topics: Instructional & Interracial, the amazing return of Surfergirl1985, not one but yes two Inside The Actresses Studios, Behind Enemy Lines with Major Melons, Gay Correspondant Nathyn, Probably Around 10 Minutes, the final episode & winner of Jimmy’s Top 3, Listener Contributions, two Yahoo Answers, the special return of Opinionator 3000 and much.. much more.

Stay tuned.

Episode 29: Hardcore

Episode 29: Hardcore

It’s an enigma of a category. What exactly is it? What exactly isn’t it? Ho ho ho you KNOW who gots the answers.

This week we look at our next category: Hardcore!

Tune in for our special Christmas message, along with a very exciting announcement! Plus our regular features Inside The Actresses Studio, Jimmy’s Top 3 List, Probably Around 10 Minutes, Listener Contributions and Ricky Herbert’s good ole’ fashioned recipe for inane banter!

This Week’s Shownotes

Episode 28: Handjobs

Episode 28: Handjobs

Tugboating. Jacking & Jilling. The Wang King Express. These are all terms about this week’s topic that I have just made up. I-.. I’m sorry.

This week we look at our next category: Handjobs!

And on behalf of Wesley Pipes, Nick Manning & the rest of our family, come vote for us in that that Podcast Awards thingy! Plus our regular features Inside The Actresses Studio, Jimmy’s Top 3 List, Probably Around 10 Minutes, Listener Contributions and a headmonstrous amount of inane banter!

This Week’s Shownotes

Episode 27: Hairy

Episode 27: Hairy

What does our former American President and Krishnas have to do with this episode? Think about it.. it’s a creeper.

This week we look at our next category: Hairy!

And hey! We’re still nominated for that Podcast Award, go vote! Plus our regular features Inside The Actresses Studio, Jimmy’s Top 3 List, Yahoo! Answers, Probably Around 10 Minutes, Listener Contributions and a double helping of inane banter!

This Week’s Shownotes

Episode 26: Group & Orgy

Episode 26: Group & Orgy

People. Love them? Hate them? Have sex with a lot of them!

This week we look at our next category: Group & Orgy!

Also - thanks to y’all - we got nominated for the Podcast Awards, go vote! Plus our regular features Inside The Actresses Studio, Jimmy’s Top 3 List, Yahoo! Answers, Probably Around 10 Minutes, Listener Contributions and lovely Shaz filled inane banter!

This Week’s Shownotes

Episode 25: The Quarter Century Special

Episode 25: The Quarter Century

Can you believe it’s been 25 years already? Aw, bless.

Join us as we deliver a gut-bustingly funny Quarter Century Special.

With the fantastic return of Inside The Actresses Studio featuring Tory Lane. Plus our regular features Jimmy’s Top 3 List, Probably Around 10 Minutes, Listener Contributions and with thanks to the zombie Tory party - inane banter!

This Week’s Shownotes

Episode 24: The Halloween Special!

The Halloween Special!

Pumpkins! Candy Corn! Sexual Things!

This week we flip the script in Shaz’s absence and present: The Halloween Special!

Plus our regular features Jimmy’s Top 3 List, Probably Around 10 Minutes, Listener Contributions and rare to medium-rare inane banter!